[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:
Muffin disclaimer
So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.
Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.
- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins
You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.
Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!
She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not
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Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.
A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of “My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me” with “maybe you weirdos shouldn’t be physically harming your partners” and I’m losing my shit adfklhsglk
The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team
Okay first of all how dare you make me laugh when I have pneumonia
remember that episode of icarly where they signed a deal to promote shoes that ended up being terrible, but they couldnt back out of the contract, so they found a loophole and said all the things terrible about the shoes in a positive way? thats how youtubers promoting raid shadow legends sound half the time
fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google
thinking about her (old stockholm telephone tower in use 1887-1913)
“…some Stockholmers said that the [lines] were so dense they would obscure the sun,” said the then 90-year-old Karl-Väinö Tahvanainen, who worked in the tower, in an interview with SvD in 2012 (x)
